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Only A True Culchie Will Get Over 75% In This Quiz

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1.16pm, 8 Jul 2016
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1. What do you call the evening meal?
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Dinner
Tea

Supper
2. When does silage season usually begin?
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May
June

July
August
3. Complete the lyric: "Cos I've got friends in low places/ Where the whiskey _____ / And the beer chases ________"
Downs/ The girls away
Drowns/ My cares away

Drowns/ My blues away
Found/ My blues away
4. What's the correct way to determine if an electric fence is off or on?
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Listen out for buzzing
Touch it

Hold a piece of long grass to it
5. Pick an RTÉ meteorologist.
Jean Byrne
Evelyn Cusack

Gerry Murphy
Gerald Fleming
6. A pint of milk is...
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A fantastic drink
Disgusting
7. What's the difference between cows and cattle?
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'Cattle' is a collective noun for all farm animals - sheep, pigs, cows, bulls etc
Cows are female, cattle is a gender-neutral term

There is no difference
8. Why do you paint silage bales?
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It's good craic
To mark them as yours

To remind you when you baled them
To scare away crows
9. And finally, what is 'footing turf', exactly?
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Cutting it up into sods
Standing the sods upright in stacks to dry

A term for collecting turf
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You got 0%!
You could not be farther from culchie. Back off up to Dublin now with you.
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You scored out of !
You got 11%
You've probably never left the town, let alone been to a farm. God help you.
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You scored out of !
You got 22%
You've probably never left the town, let alone been to a farm. God help you.
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You scored out of !
You got 33%!
You were in the country... once. Go back to the city where you belong.
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You scored out of !
You got 44%!
You were in the country... once. Go back to the city where you belong.
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You scored out of !
You got 55%!
Ooh, so close! But a bit of the townie lives on in you. Shame.
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You scored out of !
You got 66%!
Ooh, so close! But a bit of the townie lives on in you. Shame.
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You scored out of !
You got 77%!
You're as country as Miley Byrne eating Supermacs on a John Deere in Ballinasloe. Own it.
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You scored out of !
You got 88%!
You're as country as Miley Byrne eating Supermacs on a John Deere in Ballinasloe. Own it.
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You scored out of !
You got 100%!
You're as country as Miley Byrne eating Supermacs on a John Deere in Ballinasloe. Own it.
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